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(lie to me) seufz [10 Sep 2003|06:23pm] [ mood | tired ] [ music | Maria Carey - Can't live ] Ich will nur schlafen. Und das schon seit Tagen. Langsam sorge ich mich doch. Hm. Irgendwie bin ich wohl net so ganz gesund. Naja. Jetzt erstmal Buffyclubzeugs von Früher suchen. Wegen Chrigi. :p

(lie to me) ....:::: Seufz ::::..... [10 Sep 2003|08:50pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | TV ] Wah ich bin so fisch. Weiss net was machen. Langweilig isses und wie. Macher is net online :( Dat is auch noch nie passiert. :S Naja. Online is keine Sau, was los? Na gut Andy hockt im Chat. Hm. Aber nach letztem Sonntag weiss ich net so recht ob das jetzt gut wär mit ihm zu labern. War mir doch einbisschen zu besonders das Ganze. Irgendwie hat mir sein Verhalten fast bissel Schiss gemacht. Naja. Sicher, war irgendwie schön, aber eben... Sehr seltsam halt. Hm.

(lie to me) What do you say? [10 Sep 2003|09:04pm] [ mood | excited ] Wenn man das liest, versteht man jedes Geschlecht! *G* Voll krass hammergeil: :P GIRLS' ENGLISH "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later "We need to talk" = You better listen to every word I say right now! ?We need to talk? = I need to complain "Sure...go ahead" = I don't want you to "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not gonna really like me for. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead. GUYS' ENGLISH "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you. "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you. "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to make out with you. "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = That way you will owe me one too "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to make out? "I love you" = Let's make out now. "I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better make out now! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to make out with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

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